Sunday, December 30, 2012

Happy New Year!

Rural War Room is proud to present THE LOT...SO FAR containing all Rural War Room cyberband releases from 2006-2012 - 3 EP CDs and 2 LP CDs only $50 plus postage. Happy New Year!

Ring-A-Ding Orangutan - Double Length CD (jewel case)
Remix / Live EP CD (record sleeve-style)
Packaged together in re-sealable plastic

The Flaming Yawn CD (jewel case)
It's The Modern Age EP CD (record sleeve-style)
Packaged together in re-sealable plastic

Soviet Life CD (jewel case)

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Saturday, December 29, 2012

That's MR. Santa to YOU!

It's your last chance to get

Mr. Santa CD Single - Show Me Your Tits
1. "Show Me Your Tits - And That's Its" 4:23
2. "Day Stripper" 2:13


SIGNED COLLECTOR'S ITEM ONLY $8 US POSTAGE PAID-SHIPS FAST!



Visit Rural War Room Records artists page - Mr. Santa on Soundcloud for clips from two holiday songs by Mr. Santa (Little Rock Arkansas) - Almost sold out!

ALSO GET THE ORIGINAL CD THAT STARTED "IT ALL"

Mr. Santa - Ooops! CD for $12 USD postage paid - Paypal





*Contains the hit "Time Of My Life" ripped off by Black Eyed Peas

1. Drinkin' Booze In The Park
2. You Bring Me Beer Now (Bring Me A Beer) - Hear sample
3. I'm Too Drunk - Hear sample
4. Oops! I Did It Again! And I'm Still Doing It! - Hear sample
5. She's A Brick Spouse - Hear sample
6. (I Almost Feel Like) The Booze Is Drinkin' Me - Hear sample
7. Songs I Hate
8. I Had The Time Of My Life - Hear sample
9. Songs I Hate
10. Here Comes Me (Live)
11. Drink! Drink! Drink! (Live)
12. The Big Finish! (Live)
13. Drinkin' Booze In The Park (Radio Version)
14. I'm Too Drunk (Radio Version)
15. Oops! I Did It Again! And I'm Still Doing It! (Radio Version)
16. She's A Brick Spouse (Radio Version)
17. (I Almost Feel Like) The Booze Is Drinkin' Me (Radio Version)
18. I Had The Time Of My Life (Radio Version)




Mr. Santa - Vocals
Buddy Habig - Improvised music
Steve "Pariah" Ross - All instruments on "The Big Finish"
Carrroll Channning - Rim shots
Some Band - Other Music

IT'S MY 21ST BIRTHDAYY!! buy me a drink!!!

Since 1991, Mr. Santa has taunted you. Are you gonna take that shit? Mr. Santa and Some Band want to make your next event memorable. Don't miss out! Book early! Custom details to meet your specific party needs. No event too small or big. Mr. Santa's holiday / ex-wife / cab driving spectacle-of-a-show is available for any private party, birthday, bar/bat-mitzvah, graduation, family reunion, wedding, funeral, casual sex encounter or open marriage escapade YEAR ROUND. Mr. Santa will make your private party or event unforgettable! With an unmistakable knack for spotting celebrities amongst your party guests, an alarming ability to fall down without breaking things, and a song in his heart, Mr. Santa is always a party animal for you! Mr. Santa has been entertaining at private parties since 1991. Choose the full stand-up act, Karaoke party, both (or neither) for your next event! Send a request to ruralwarroominfo (at) gmail (dot) com for more information about party details.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Winter Holiday Shopping Show


PLAY≥Esquivel - Jingle Bells
Patsy Raye & The Beatniks - Beatnik's Wish
Ivo Papasov & His Orchestra - Hristianova Koranitsa
Chadwick Buddy Habig - Joy To The World
David Rose - Holiday For Trombones
Jaymz Bee & His Royal Jelly Orchestra - Takin' Care Of Business
Les Baxter - Sabre Dance
Laurie Johnson - Happy Go Lively
Hamp & Getz - Cherokee
Brian Setzer Orchestra - Jingle Bells
Twisted Radio Chorus - Grab Your Balls Like Michael Jackson
AKIM & The Teddy Vann Production Company - Santa Claus Is A Black Man
Bob Thompson - Star Fire
Esquivel - Here Comes Santa Claus
Timeless Sonic Factory - The Moon And The Earth (extended version)
Felix Slatkin - I Get A Kick Out Of You
Carl Stalling - Puddy Tat Trouble #6 / Hillbilly Hare 

PLAY≥Pee Wee Herman - I Know You Are But What Am I? (Unreleased)
Pizzicato 5 - One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten Barbie Dolls
Otto Sieben - Curly Shirley
Jerry Colburn - Jennifer Anniston (Has Flair)
Skip Heller - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Charles Mingus - Better Git It In Your Soul
Mina - Folle Banderuola
Jason Thompson - Dear Santa (In Studio Session)
Mr. Santa - (I Almost Feel Like) The Booze Is Drinking Me
Armando Travajoli - Funky Peanuts
Tomoyasu Hotei - Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
Louis Armstrong - Snowball
Ray Anthony - Christmas Kisses 

PLAY≥Jimi Hendrix - Three Little Bears
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hot Christmas
Gary Hoey - Jingle Bells
Chadwick Buddy Habig - Silent Night
Mike Vickers - Pegasus
Ennio Morricone - Since Childhood
Esquivel - Parade Of The Wooden Soldiers
Carmen McRae & Sammy Davis Jr - Baby, It's Cold Outside
Tom Waits - Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis (live)
Tiny Tim - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
Bob Rivers Chorus - What's It To Ya?
The Three Suns - Danny's Inferno
The Voices Of Walter Schumann - Holiday For Strings
Ivo Papasov & His Orchestra - Kasapsko Horo
Utopia Research - Wind Cars Of The Highway
Steve Vai - Christmas Time Is Here
Chadwick Buddy Habig - Buddy's Peanuts 

PLAY≥Nelson Riddle - Theme From Route 66
BYOB featuring Calif Brown - Go Funky Snowman Go
Esquivel - Frosty The Snowman
Chadwick Buddy Habig - Deck The Halls
Billy May - Do You Believe In Santa Claus?
Marc Turner - Grinch 99
The Chipmunks - Sleigh Ride
Bob Rivers - O Chainsaw Tree
Stuart Crombie & Dennis Berry - Bargains Galore
Carl Stalling - Early Scores 1936-41
Laurie Johnson - Shopping Spree
Les Baxter - Calcutta
Perrey & Kingsley - One Note Samba / Spanish Flea
El Vez - Feliz Navidad
Enoch Light & The Light Brigade - Bond Street
Crew X - Up On The Housetop
Ivo Papasov & His Orchestra - Song For Baba Nedelya
Hamp & Getz - Jump Up
Skip Heller - Little Rootie Tootie
Charles Mingus - Fables Of Faubus 

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

What Armageddon For Christmas? Show


PLAY≥Henry Smiley - The Great Tribulation
Yma Sumac - Earthquake
Tangerine Dream - Change Of The Gods
Magnetik - The Falling Star
Magnetik - The Object
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Rivers Of Blood, Years Of Darkness
Rockets - Prophesy
Lee Ewing - Kicked Out Of Heaven
Borrah Minnevich & His Harmoni - Ghost Walk
Negativland - Fruitcake (excerpt)
Peter Thomas - Titelmusik (Die Seltsame Grafin)
Os Mutantes - Haleluia
Double Naught Spy Car - Sadist Factory Part D

PLAY≥Cabbageboy - Departure
The Visitors - Terre Larbour
Bongwater - The Last Days
Jimi Hendrix - ...And The Gods Made Love
Krust - Breaking Point
Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - Test Room
Rural War Room - The Void
Amon Duul II - Deutsch Nepal
Parliament - Mothership Connection
Nico & The Faction - Tananore
Susan Tyrell - Witch's Egg
Dominic Frontiere - Temple Of Suicide
Lee Ewing - The Beast
Magnetic - The Exodus From London

PLAY≥Coldcut - Every Home A Prison (DJ Keoki mix)
Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - Starship 6
Smashing Atoms - Cannibal 44 (World's End remix)
Syd Barrett - No Man's Land
Madonna - The Beast Within
Horrific Child Vs Xykogen & Rural War Room - Invasion Of The X-Ists / Angoisse (live RWR mash-up)
Jimi Hendrix - 1983 (A Merman I Should Turn To Be)
Manhattan Transfer - Notes From The Underground
Double Naught Spy Car - End Of Days
Joe Christ - I'm Your New God

PLAY≥White Noise - Black Mass: Electric Storm In Hell
Steve Flanagan with Henry Smiley - We Shall Rule The World
Amon Duul II - Archangel Thunderbird
Dr. & The Medics - Miracle Of The Age
Magnetik - Friday Night (The Fighting Begins)
Manufacture - Armed Forces (Bombing mix)
Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - Fiddle-Dee-Dee!
Prince - 1999 (ApeShit dj rmx)
Double Naught Spy Car - Clear Cut
Dead Kennedys - We've Got A Bigger Problem Now (live)
Plastic Ono Band - Why
Bruce Haack - Stand Up Lazarus
Yma Sumac - Inca Love Song
Steve Flanagan - Armageddon: The Last Battle

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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

1 2 1 2 1 2 Show

RURAL WAR ROOM RADIO

PLAY>Carty vs Adam Ant - One Two Tango
Orchestra Superstring - No Sho
Starlight Mints - Zillion Eyes
Katamari Damacy - ? (#13)
Micatone - Sweet Child
Cioccolata - The Dancing Cat
The Mallets - ? (#1 & 2)
Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - Suzzzzzy
Z-Trip - Star Wars Megamix
Manolo Gas & The TintoBand Bang - Had'ma-Lajah
Shaggy featuring Rayvon - Nice And Lovely
Verka Serduchka - Groom Wanted
Shriekback - Cloud Of  Nails (Pump Up A Storm)
Coconut Monkeyrocket - Electrodomestico

PLAY>Herbie Hancock - Jamming With Herbie
Double Naught Spy Car - Dopey Up (With Stew)
Partridge Family - I Think I Love You
Annette Funnicello - Pineapple Princess
Boney M - Calendar Song (January, February...)
Todd Rundgren's Utopia - Freedom Fighters
Zapp & Roger - Heartbreaker (Pt 1, Pt 2)
Yoko Kanno - ? (Cowboy Be-Bop D4#10)
Mutation Mann - Reverse Techniques Pt 4
Etenesh Wassie & Mathieu Sourisseau - Gonder C'est Bon
Classic Chimes - Bus Stop
Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - Uncle Chicken's Drag Rag
Polysics - 1 & I
Coconut Monkeyrocket -Snuffin' Dynamo

PLAY>Xykogen & Rural War Room - 2012
Die Alten Maschinen & Rural War Room - Trouble From Within
DEVO - Don't Shoot (I'm A Man)
Tyrannosaurus Rex - Salamanda Palaganda
Rusty Warren - Bounce Your Boobies (live)
Spirit - Mr. Skin
hide - Frozen Bug Pt 1
Yoko Kanno - ? (Cowboy Be-Bop D1#4)
Reminiscence Quartet - Batucada De Carioca Pt 2
Dave Brubeck Quartet - The Golden Horn
Negativland - Cityman
Double Naught Spy Car - Dopey Down (With Stew)

PLAY>Ohio Express - 1,2,3, Red Light
The Pretty Things - Talkin' About The Good Times
Neil Innes - One Of Those People (live acoustic)
Amon Duul II - In The Glassgarden
Bruce Haack - Haackula #2
Bellwood - ? (B2)
Nikole Bergel & Mr Scruff - Come Alive
Dub Colossus - Guragigna
Charlie Parker - Donna Lee
Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - f(ake)
Mount Sims - We Electric
Hajime Tachibana - XP41
Revolting Cocks - Beers, Steers & Queers
Slim Gaillard - Carne
607 - Pit Bull Gums


Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Catch us broadcasting 100,000 Watts & streaming live tonight 10pm central until 2am - as usual, four hours of the best stuff you never heard - Join the Facebook radio event with archive links here

The Cyberband Rural War Room writes/records in Italy, England, Japan, Germany, Denmark, Czech Republic and is based in the USA

->iTunes Store USA / iTunes JAPAN 

Rural War Room Albums & EPs
-Soviet Life Today EP
-It's The Modern Age EP
-The Flaming Yawn LP
-Rural War Room Remix EP & L i v e EP  Sale


Various Artist Albums featuring cyberband Rural War Room
-Utopia Research - Warming Signs (Funky Juice, Italy)
-Switched on Bob - A Tribute To Bob Moog (Cherry Red, London UK)


Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Scattershot Sequel Show

RURAL WAR ROOM RADIO
12-4-2012

PLAY>Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy (excerpt #1)
Os Mutantes - Top Top
Fred Wesley & The Horny Horns - Circular Motion
Anandji & Kalyanji Shah - Theme From Don
Slim Gaillard Quartet - Ya-Ha-Ha
Ella Fitzgerald - Smooth Sailing
Dick Hyman - Tea For Two
Ray Martin Orchestra - Lullaby Of The Leaves
Last Message Soundtrack - ? (A-3)
Cabbageboy - Cabbage
Cosmos Factory - A Hidden Trap
The Revolutionaries - Nuclear Bomb
Frank Hunter - Jungle Fantasy
Screamin' Jay Hawkins - Reprise
Syd Barrett - Octopus
Piero Umiliani - Cinque Bambole

PLAY>Machito & His Orchestra featuring Mario Bauza - U-Bla-Ba-Du
Louis Armstrong & Ella Fitzgerald - The Frim Fram Sauce
Bellwood - ? (B-4)
Tom Waits - Singapore (live)
Ryuichi Sakamoto & Iggy Pop - Risky
Beanie Man with Mya - Girlz Dem Suga
Tyrannosaurus Rex - Knight
Kansas City Bear Fighters - Blow Me Up, Jesus
Kirby Stone Four - Zing Went The Strings Of My Heart
Charlie Ventura Orchestra - Ha
Double Naught Spy Car - The Mooche (live)
Bill Nelson - Art/Empire/Industry
Cosmos Factory - Daydream
101 Strings - Orbit Fantasy
Pops Box - ? (A-5)
Bob Keeshan & The Honeydreamers - Re-Bop, Be-Bop

PLAY>Lothar & The Hand People - Today Is Only Yesterday's Tomorrow
WUZ vs OPERA - Consolidated Radio Waves (D'van live mix)
Quiet Sun - Sol Caliente
Kate Bush - The Wedding List
Syd Barrett - Love You
Jerry Colburn - Deep In The Bosom Of Abraham
Marais & Miranda - I-Ha-She
Jerry Lewis - I Like It, I Like It
Slim Gaillard Quartet - Ding Dong Oreeney
Frank Sinatra Jr. - The Gumby Heart Song
Machito & His Orchestra featuring Flip Phillips - Bucabu
Lambery Hendricks & Ross - Twisted
Slim Gaillard & Bam Brown - Cement Mixer Putti Putti

PLAY>Harry Breuer - Boomerang
Manhattan Transfer - Stompin' At Mahogany Hall (live)
Manhattan Transfer - Nothing Could Be Hotter Than That (live)
Double Naught Spy Car - Deutsch bag (live)
The Creatures - Around The World (instrumental)
Machito & His Orchestra featuring Mario Bauza - Gone City
Johnny Future - Space Junk
Syd Barrett - No Good Trying
Moondog - Themes And Variations
Moondog - Big Cat
Tyrannosaurus Rex - Conesuala
Iggy Pop & Peaches - Kick It
Slim Gaillard Quartet - The Hop
Zom Zoms - EEEEEEOOOOO (45@33)
Ryuichi Sakamoto - Free Trading
Wall Of Voodoo - Mexican Radio
Pops Box - ? (B-4)
Ween - Mr. Richard Smoker (live)


Tuesday, December 4, 2012

December 2012

Tonight is our first show of the month - a special month.
Tonight: Scattershot Show
Next week, Tues Dec 11: The 121212 Show 
Tues Dec 19: The battle for Christmas from the Mayans on "What Armageddon for Christmas?"
Tues Dec 25: Christmas night
Talk to you tonight at 10pm central - live

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Listen anytime at our archives